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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Don't Ever Run Away

Hello Everyone

whatever you do, do not ever run away.
I have been running away lately and going and visiting new friends up the road.
First, I got grounded to the house and pen only.
Then, I get my balls cut off.
Then They get you a "replacement", just in case you run off again.

Mum decided to give me a second chance as long as I had a shock collar on...anyone ever had one of those things....scary!
Well, I ran away again. Mum had to come and get me and talk to the man at the house I keep going too to make sure he was kind.

Well, when you run away again they give you a snackie that makes you choke to death, then they run you to the emergency room so scary people can stick a tube down your throat and you think you are going to die.

Then you gotta take all kinds of pills and liquid junk to make you better. Luckily my neighbor, Sara, brought me some liver dow so my pills did not taste nasty...thank you, Sara.


I am not sure what happens if you run away again, because I am never ever going to find out.


If you run away.....you will look like this.........This is how sick I was



Anyway, I am better now and today we got our first snow. I turned the lil brother into a snowball and rolled him several times..it was alot of fun. Mum said she will post photos as soon as she can.....

Love you all very much.....

Also, I gots a Christmas Card from Blue...It made me all well! Thank you Blue.

Deetzy Boy

27 comments:

Lorenza said...

Hi, Deetz!
I promise I will never do it!
Are you feeling better today? I hope so!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, no. Isn't all that a bit much for running away a few million times and scaring your mom half to death? We hope you learned your lesson so you don't find out what happens next. We think we'll just learn from your trials. No running away for us!

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Hi, Deetz -

We hope after your experiences last week that you will not run away again. I (Hershey) ran away from Papa when we were visiting in New Hampshire. Mama was home because of schoolwork. Let me tell you I was one scared pup - I haven't run away since. Please don't run away any more!

Love -

Hershey

Hi, Deetz -

Hope you had a pawsome Thanksgiving!

Love -

Kaci

The Musketeers said...

glad that you're feeling better (:

Lacy said...

w00f's Deetz, we gonna all gang up on u iffin u keep running off...u can b hurt, nowww quit doing it...me glad u feels better..heehee how u like ur new brudder??

b safe,
~rocky~

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

PLEASE
STOP
RUNNING
OFF!

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU???

More importantly, what would your MOM do and what would Gizmo say?????

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Glad woo are feeling better too!

River said...

Please don't run away! I would never do that. I have a problem with my MOM running away. But at least she comes back. I'm glad you are feeling better now.

love & wags,
River

Gus said...

deetzy:

wow! I made Teka read your blog three times. She gots the running away disease too. But she has not runned since she got her 'lectric collar. Well, only oncet.

You better be good! Not nice to scare the hoomans that way.

gussie

Scottie the 'Cutie' said...

Deetz, please don't run away! I don't know what we would do without you...glad to hear you're feeling better after your surgery and taking the medicine for your tonsils. Hope you'll get all better real soon! Take care!

Scottie

The Animal Doctor said...

oh, ben! is that a promise, you'll never run away again? your story is scary!

love, trudis

Bae Bae said...

Oh no.. that sounds very scary.. I hope you feel better now Deetz.

~ Bae

Duke said...

We hope you stay in your own yard from now on, Deetz! It's not worth it to go visiting elsewhere!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

Deetz, we do worry about your running away little matie. Make sure you stay in the yard ok so you can stay safe.

tailwags
Noah x

Princess Patches said...

Deetz, Deetz, Deetz! I thought we had this running away discussion before...maybe more than once or twice! You KNOW it's not nice to scare your mom like that! Don't EVER do it again! We are soooo glad you're feeling better. Now, STAY in your own yard! Do you have a 'lectric fence to go along with that 'lectric collar? We used to have one and Penny and I (Poppy) knew 'xactly where to stop so we wouldn't get shocked. We can't wait to see Shark looking like a little snowball!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Amber-Mae said...

I think I can live with that! I would NEVER ever want to have a shock collar on me. But I think it might be fun to try how it feels. Hope you didn't get shocked too much. Hee!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Urban Smoothie Read said...

we juz wanna do some networking... human can never understand..

my human alwiz threaten to smack me, since i doesn't hv any balls for her to chop

FleasGang said...

Deetz! I got a new little brother too. But I didn't have to go through all the "cutting" and "weezing" to get him :-) Now you have a great reason to stop running off. So stay home and teach Shark the rules of the house.

luv
Shelly & Tommy!

Toffee said...

Okay, okay...we are learning from you...we will vow not to run away...oh but the smells are so tempting sometimes...

Eduardo said...

Deetzy BOY! Why Oh Why did you run away! I missed you like crazy! I'm glad your all better! We loves you!
How is your Mommy? Is she better? We miss her too & loves her!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

You look so sick! I am glad you got better to play in the snow!
--JB

Dexter said...

To be honest, dude, how can you not run away? Man, if we didn't have a fence around the yard, I would be off exploring all the time. Of course, then I would have to find my way home which might be hard and its possible I might run into some bad peoples or traffic, so I guess having a fence is a good thing for me.

Glad you are feeling better from your infection. Do you miss your bits at all?

Slobbers,
Mango

Deefor said...

I read your post to Arrow. He always wants to run away. Maybe it's a terriorest thing. Hope your all better soon.

Deefor

Stanley said...

Hey, Deetzy Boy!

I'm taking a page from Deefor's book and reading your post to Stella. She likes to slink away sometimes through this tiny gap between the fence and the house. She usually comes right back, but she loves to visit the other pups in the neighborhood.

We are SO STINKIN' GLAD you're better now, buddy. While we were reading the post before this one we started getting all upset, then we realized you were going to be okay.

We are not a bit surprised the folks at the emergency vets thought you were a sweetie cuz you ARE, man.

Shark looks like a pawful. Keep an eye on that little fart.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Anonymous said...

Deeta, man! You have been through the ringer! I'm sorry you have been so sick and everything. Your little brother is a cutie, but they can be bothersome, can't they? I know my new little brother, riley, is.

Barklove,
Rusty

Casper and pals said...

FROM BUDDY:

OMD I run away all the time!
And my balls got chopped too! :(

Now it all makes sense...

L said...

From the sounds of it, we think your parents really don't want you to run away again!

We hope you feel better!

Pedro said...

Whoa Deetz, I think I'd stay home if I were you! You lost your balls?! Holy cow! Whew!

Pedro

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