I mean, all you got to do is look at the press releases to see all the affairs and deceptions going on.
So, I intercepted her emails. I could not believe my eyes.......
Good Mornin, Deetz's mom:
"Mom had me at the front desk this week, I was modeling the“Plantronic’s”
Wireless headset that my Mom wears……..What do you think, should I wear it to yappy days??"
DO YOU KNOW who that is? That is my neighbor, Sadie (the tattletail). You know, the one that belongs to Mean Terry & Scary Sara. Yeah, that one!
I think she is up to something, probably trying to "get in good" with my mom or something so she can gossip about what I do when my mom is not looking and stuff.
AND whats this about "yappy days"? Do you think they could be meeting there in secrecy?
Then, I find this:
"Mornin, Deetzy's mom:
Mom did it to me too!! But I sat very still, better than Sister…….
I am “Stealthy” and Happy to model for my Mom!!!"
OMG! Its Scout! Sadie's brother. (and I thought he was my pal). Could he be in on it too?
There's more.....
"Also, we are trying to be the next dogs on the New Vectra Product box…….. I think we look better that that “Fluffy, puffy headed dog!!” Hee, Hee!! Scout thinks she’s pretty!!!"
IT'S MADNESS!!!!
My neighborhood has gone completely MAD, I tell you!
1) Bella, up the road is in heat and it isn't even summer yet. Boy dogs are coming up to visit her round the clock from all over, so she has no time to play.
2) My other neighbors, I think are canine vampires! They only come out after dark and during the day they stay inside a wooden box. Dad is welding me silver bullets because vampires are scary and he doesn't want me having nightmares and stuff.
3) Sadie and Scout getting chummy with my mummy!
4) Oscar and ledou (I always spell Ledeau's name wrong) poop in my territory and then only want to play for like 5 seconds before they make excuses and go home.
5) I have no furry friend to play with and kitty kitty is only interested in mice.
What has my neighborhood come too.....
Deetzy
21 comments:
Poor, poor Deetzy! We think you need a new brother or sister to play with! Okay, I (Patches) need one too, but Mom says NO, not yet! I'm sorry all those scary things are going on in your neighborhood, but ya gotta admit...they are pretty funny!
Aire-hugs,
Penny & Patches
hang in there deetz it can only get better!
Hang in there Deetzy...ya can always come visit in Mayemphis.
gussie
Oh, Deetzy. You must make some sense out of this sanity! Quickly, because apparently we can only count on you BOL
The Plantronics you were modeling: my momma's favorite set.
Twink!
Well, Deetzy. It might be time that you come here. We sure will have a play with you and you may even want to join us in the Airedale Lounge for some Kong action. Ever been Down Under? Well, then now is the time to go!
Deetzy, mom and I know that you are the apple of your mom's eye!! So we don't think you should be worried! But we do think you need a brudder or sissy! Any chatter from your mom about that?
Woof
Velcro
We're not that far away, Deetz! You can come and visit us! We would love to have you stay as long as you want to!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Deetzy
I wish i lived next to you and could come play..what stwange neighbows to not be wanting to spend all theiw time wif sweet you..I hope this sitooation gets wemedied soon and you get all youw Mom's attention and a pal to play wif all the time
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Hi, Deetz!
Sounds like interesting times and things in your neighborhood!
I wish I could be there to play with you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
If woo head to visit M&M, woo khan stop here in Pawsylvania to visit me!
I'll even make sure Merdie khomes ovFUR!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Deetz! So many disturbing things happening at once. You need to take charge of the situation immediately.
Slobbers,
Mango
P.S. Please send me the address of the heated up gal. My bags are packed and I am on my way.
There are many odd things going on in your neighborhood. Maybe you'll get another little brother or sister to play with. We like to catch mice. Although so small, they are quick and therefore a challenge.
Hugs, Mariah and Miley
Oh My Deetz...so much to deal with!!
Hang in there Smileys!
Dory
Oh, Deetz!
I wish we could play together! I know we would have the best time ever!!
Love,
Janie
Sadie and Scout look pretty nice, can't you get friendly with them too, Deetzy? We agree, maybe it is time for you to get a new brother or sister.
Happy Friday.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Deetz you definitely need a playmate in your house! You need to organise your Mom to spend more time with you and not be exchanging emails with the neighbourhood. What is the world coming to when a Dale is not the focus of attention.
Hope your weekend was better.
Molly, Taffy and Monty
Deetzy Sweetheart! You need to chill!! You're letting too many things get to you man. Come on over to our place and have a cold one with me and we'll talk about these conspiracy theories of yours.
WelshieHugs,
Hootie
Deetz, What is wrong with you? You seem to be having a nervous breakdown. Ask your mommy to get you some St.Airedale's Wort to calm ya down.
AireKisses,
BabyRD
OMC, Deetz, you are in a bad state! What are you going to do? Do you want me to come visit you so we can go on adventure away from all the stuff going on in your neighborhood? It really is madness!
Hopefully a good investigator will be able to help you out with some of this stuff, you know, a good investigator?
Kitty is only interested in mice? Did he forget you are his dadmom?
--JB
a lot is SURE going on around your place ... you take care, buddy! and you always have us to play with ;) We tagged you to play a game with us. Please stop by our bloggie to find more about it
wet licks
S&C
A minor hiccup in life. Go with the flow and it will all be righted. Sometimes it turns out better anyway. Does this sound like psycho bable to you, it does to us.
How sad that you have no doggy to play with and your mom is playing with doggies behind your back.
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