I'M BACK!!!!

Gosh I sure did miss everyone!! I have so much to tell you. This is probably going to be reallly long. I didn't get to go to the lake cuz mum said the lake came to us. We gots tons of rain and hail and storms. Most of the tornado's were far away from us! With the rain came tons of froggies. I spent most of the week rounding them up and torturing them. Here are some pics of the lake in our yard.

This is part of our driveway


This is my neighbors home to the South. It was like a river through his yard. He gives me treats and plays ball with me, but not this day.


This is South of our home.


The river between our homes


Our Driveway again


Some more of what used to be our driveway


This is our backyard. The lil building mum wants to bulldoze cuz its a wasp nest inside. Its all open space, so we can always see the tornado's before they get to us. Unless its dark, then we can't.


Daddy was loading a skidloader onto the trailer, and luckily I was watching to see where Gizmo was. Here I am watching


It was a good thing too, cuz see that lil black spot in the photo below? Well, that was Gizmo and as soon as he saw daddy, he went running down to see him. He could have gotten squashed like a bug if I had not alerted mummy. Mummy made it just in time and scooped the lil bugger up. He had to go inside after that.


I got to go to McDonalds not once, but twice! I got to try a hamburger hold the pickles and mustard and onions...It was fantastic!!!
I am almost embarrassed to tell you this, but...mum has electric windows and I get to hang outside the window when we go down the road...the button is like right there on the arm rest.
Everytime, I accidentally step on the button and roll my head up in the window and mum has to try and drive and operate the window so I don't kill myself. She laughs and I find no humor in it at all. When we got home, I gave her dirty looks most of the day. She was able to capture one dirty look in particular.

Here it is

I am not sure if the dirty look was because she told me "No" or if it was because she got dog groomers and tried to groom me. I refuse to be groomed!!! I love being dirty and smelly and having a hairy back. Besides that the groomers sound like a miniature vaccum. Forget it, ain't happenin!!! the lil comb that came with the groomers was okay. Mum combed my hair on my nose and afterwards I shook real hard and you couldn't even tell. It was pawsome!!!
She was not amused.

I got to pick on Charlotte alot. I stuck my tongue out at her and she stuck hers out at me.



Of course the fight was on after that.....


Here is gizmo totally not amused at our playing. He was too busy sleepin.


Charlotte and I had to stay outside last night. We found some catfish that had been skinned. Charlotte rolled all over the guts and stuff. Even I thought she smelted horrible. I just tried to eat some of it and then went and breathed in mum's face...she almost fell over! I tried to eat some mulberries on the ground to get the taste out of my mouth, but nothing helped at all. So, to pass the time, I dug all night.
Mum took these pictures first thing this morning. I was going to blame Charlotte for all the digging, but the evidence was clearly on my face.

Sorry the one photo is blurry but I was shaking my head trying to remove the evidence.




I am so glad to be back!!! I saw I got a lovely award while I was away and was tagged also. I will post about that tomorrow. I figure this was enough for today.
I need to go and read what everyone has been up to while I was gone.

High Paw Fives
Deetzy