Choking lesson

Word of warning: Half eaten teether bones can lodge in the back of your throat!!!! I know. Dad wasn't going to tell mum, cuz she gets all freaky but he told her anywaz. Daddy said I fell over like one of those fainting goats! He was trying to be funny. I pulled through and daddy bought me a red sqeeky elephant to play with. Teether bones...bad! sqeeky toys....good!